Guess what happens if you happen to momentarily pause during the rush and bustle of a typical Monday morning in order to mentally congratulate yourself on a job well done that not only will you be on time for Preschool drop-off, you and The Boy will in fact be EARLY for once?
I’ll tell you exactly what happens if you happen to be silly enough to even start to think just that very thought.
The Universe will immediately reward you by making The Baby have a diaper blowout of such force that there will be puddles, plural, of baby poop all around your kitchen floor that will then necessitate not only a hosing off of said involved Baby, but will also then make you late for Preschool drop off as well as tying up the rest of the morning by having to steam clean and de-funk the kitchen floor post-preschool dropoff.
Moral of the story? Universal Karma smackdown every single time.